Man Shoves Saucy Ornament Up His Ass

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I can’t, I just can’t. Some people astound me with the choices they make in life. I probably sound judgmental as hell but I don’t even care. There are plenty of people who enjoy the pleasure/pain combo and this guy … Continue reading

Dumbass Lets His Friends Brand Him

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Well.. welcome to the US. Where kids are eating Tide pods and adults are branding themselves for the hell of it. This idiot in the video is shirtless while two guys help hold him still through the insane pain he … Continue reading

Selfie with Crocogator Turns Out How You’d Expect

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What’s up, guys? Man I wish there was video of this actually happening, but unfortunately that is not the case. But we have a funny before and after picture of a selfie gone horribly wrong. Dude facing away from a … Continue reading

Dumbass Riding with Grenade Blows Himself Up

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Wow we have a real winner here, boys and gores. Info I got with this photo set says that this man was riding on a motorcycle with a grenade on his waist when he fell off the bike and somehow … Continue reading

Brazilian Man Breaks His Neck And Drowns After Diving Into Shallow Water

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It’s only Tuesday, but I guess we can go ahead and give this guy dumbass of the week. Who dives into water from a pretty good height not knowing how deep the water is? A dumbass, that’s who. The man … Continue reading

Package Stealing Bitch Receives Instant Karma

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I hate thieves so much, but boy do I love instant karma. This dumb thieving bitch also known as a porch pirate was going around a neighborhood in Snohomish County, Washington stealing packages off of people’s porches. On this particular … Continue reading

Dumbass Has His Ear Nailed To Wall

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Well, dumbass of this week goes to this man. Another moron with another hammer. I guess it’s hammer time lately because how can we forget this guy. At least this one left his junk alone, he goes for the ear … Continue reading