No @theluvmuscle this guy

Going through life causing your own problems then whining about it and blaming everyone else, being angry, missing everything cool. Worst way to die.

@lilithravenna Goddamn autocorrect!

VanHELLa Bean

My cheap gun jammed
Only for a second but my life is gone
Well I’ll be damned
Always hoped to die with that stupid hat on
Hats in the wind
All we are is hats in the wind

Gotta watch out for the squirrelly ones

Thanks @meadowsweet you’re deer to us

I’ll start commenting on cat videos on YouTube before I go crawling back to Marky and the Clueless Cux Clan.

Well that’s some sad news. I was gone for a bit and didn’t see the original post, only the update from Nextie, but if there’s any way I could help keep RigoreMortis up and running I would gladly donate or write […]

@theluvmuscle I agree. I just spent the weekend with some friends and their relatives who have two young boys ages 6 and 3. They’re sweet kids and even without family ties or even knowing them previously I would d […]

Happy belated Birthday LadyGirl! @yournextexgirl I hope you ate a hundred burritos.

@trustme I hadn’t seen that before, that was funny. There’s one on YouTube that has Darth Vader voiced over by the Dude. It’s worth checking out.

With all that wailing in the background I thought it was more like the chandelier scene in Phantom of the Opera.

“Guess we didn’t account for the wind.”

@trustme Legsweep = Gentleman. If I was reading his comment wherever he first posted that I would hear it in his voice. Bill Burr is the man. Gotta listen to more of his podcast though.