As he was all tied up & going nowhere fast, his captives should’ve just taken turns fellating him.

Cover him in batter then deep fry. Delicious!

The dog was probably put down so it could be with her in heaven.

To add, something called “game4555(dot)sundaylife74(dot)icu”!

I think the site has been hi-jacked. Clicking links initially takes you to the page you want then automatically refreshes and goes to what looks like dodgy sites.

Silly cow must be much heavier than she looks.

Just push his face forwards to get him unstuck, then apply plenty of iodine to the wound.

He must have been looking for his brain.

@10 sec – It looks like a bitch of the species.
But this was a farce!
All those people and between them they can’t hold the person down to give them a nice strangling session.
Stupid idiots. I’m surprised they […]

One of the rescuers is like “Here… don’t forget your jacket!”

Even dead he’s hot. Imagine what he would’ve been like when alive.

Guy was upset cos they were gonna have a hot 3some (and that balloon has now been deflated!). On the bright side, he can now hook up with others guys instead.

His jaywalking days are over.

Ain’t those toy cap guns just great!

Flame on! I heard there was a new Fantastic Four film being made.

Is the car driver OK?

They’re having a pool party.

Did this happen near Buckingham Palace in London?

What’s wrong with these people just standing there…can’t they set fire to the lorry or something?

Hopefully this woman, who’s wearing a diamond earring, can receive her much needed heart removal surgery sooner rather than later.