All the “deserters” will now go crawling back…

I like his socks – red for right & green for left. Nice.
What’s he’s supposed to have done to his leg is a mystery. It’s looks like severely grazed meets burnt to a crisp.

Mmmm… that leg looks delicious! It reminds me of a butchers shop window.
Those green shorts will need a skilled seamstress if they’re to be saved though.

The barrel’s like “get the fuck off of me!”.

Power cables are a bitch, aren’t they?!
If there’s a next time, just call Laurel & Hardy.

She can get that wheelchair she craved for now.

Who’s going to prepare the elevenses now?

Escalator was hungry.

A dumpster found the body?

Well that’s great and everything, but now he’s got no-one to phone the temp agency to replace her.

Just because the video shows a child getting run over and the audio contains laughing doesn’t mean the 2 are connected.
Regardless, the video is very funny.

So he wants a head shaped colander. Who doesn’t…?

Running in the direction the car is travelling has less of an impact it seems. If he’d been standing still or been heading in an adjacent direction, he may have lost his footwear.

Judging by the breathing, getting that beating heart out was deffo turning someone on. I’m surprised there wasn’t a cum shot or 2 onto it.

They’re called insides for a reason.

He’d had a good innings.

Can you at least mop that blood off the sidewalk before you die? Lazy bitch!

I see a motorbike… so do like they do in Haiti – get that body and drag it through the streets!

The car didn’t come out of nowhere. At around 2~3 seconds into the video, the black/dark grey car simply masked/hid it coming into view from the left hand bend.

Another site says this is a Guatemalan woman who cheated on her husband and this was his revenge.