Just push his face forwards to get him unstuck, then apply plenty of iodine to the wound.

He must have been looking for his brain.

@10 sec – It looks like a bitch of the species.
But this was a farce!
All those people and between them they can’t hold the person down to give them a nice strangling session.
Stupid idiots. I’m surprised they […]

One of the rescuers is like “Here… don’t forget your jacket!”

Even dead he’s hot. Imagine what he would’ve been like when alive.

Guy was upset cos they were gonna have a hot 3some (and that balloon has now been deflated!). On the bright side, he can now hook up with others guys instead.

His jaywalking days are over.

Ain’t those toy cap guns just great!

Flame on! I heard there was a new Fantastic Four film being made.

Is the car driver OK?

They’re having a pool party.

Did this happen near Buckingham Palace in London?

What’s wrong with these people just standing there…can’t they set fire to the lorry or something?

Hopefully this woman, who’s wearing a diamond earring, can receive her much needed heart removal surgery sooner rather than later.

Don’t, don’t turn around. Don’t make a sound ’cause somebody’s watching you tonight. Don’t close your eyes as darkness arrives ’cause somebody’s watching you. BANG BANG BANG! Whoops – too late(!)

He won’t have survived long. His lower organs will be fucked. He’s a goner for sure.

He’s a pedo on this site. He’s a rebel on the “other” site. The information regarding these videos is suspect. Is it being made up as we go along?

How naive.
They would shoot to stop you – a bullet in the leg/body could/would fell you – then they’d finish you off with the machete whilst you’re still alive.

Nice. That made me stiff!

Where’s the complimentary fire?