Dented Dead Head

Dented Dead Head

I don’t know what happened to this guy other than he’s dead and he got fucked up. One leg is bent the wrong way, his face is laying on the ground around him and there’s a giant dent on the back of his head. I’m going to assume this was some type of vehicle accident because faces and legs usually get fucked up like that in accidents. The bad news is he lost his face, at least one shoe and his life but the good news is his pants stayed on.

9 thoughts on “Dented Dead Head

  1. I’m guessing it’s a Parkour accident?

    Dead guy: Hey Dudes, watch this. Been planning a triple back-twist-pike onto the barn roof. Totally rad.

    Friends: Yo bitch, like that’s so fucking crazy.

    Friends: Don’t miss the ledge my man, look at all that stuff down there.

    Dead Guy: Shit my brothers, I’ve been studying reruns of XXX and Matrix; I got this. Vin and Neo are my dogs.

    Friends: Do it, do it, do it, do it do it, do it…

    Dead Guy: WoooooWhoooooooooooo……

    Friends: Holy shit look at his leg.

    Friends: Holy shit-fuck look at his head!

    Friends to Cops: Yes-sir, and we told him not to do it. Been talking shit about red pills vs blue pills and gett’n jacked up.

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