Massage Chair Short Circuits And Destroys Lady’s Ass

Apparently, a woman in China was attempting to relax for awhile as she sat in a massage chair at her home. But.. since this is China.. the chair was clearly a piece of shit. It short circuited and blew up. Blowing up her ass in the process. At least that’s the story going around on Weibo. I actually don’t agree. That does not look like a burn to me. And from a massage chair? I ain’t no electrician but is that even possible? It looks more like flesh eating disease. I could be wrong, who knows. Maybe a massage chair really did blow her ass up. If so, how embarrassing.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Also.. I wanted to wish a Happy Belated Birthday to the best hoe in the world, @LittleFoot! I hope you still have cake left, and if you do.. why haven’t you shared with me?๐Ÿ˜ก

57 thoughts on “Massage Chair Short Circuits And Destroys Lady’s Ass

  1. In China ,…always come to expect over the top freakish happenings & bizarre incidents what’s not expected in other similar worlds . Alright me wanna go with the write up but my heart says if the massage chair really blew her ass up like the way it did then its gotta be the bad omen . But those burnt up ass cheeks look more like they were grazed by a shell or a torpedo or she had an electrically powered dildo that just felt uneasy going in that anal cavity and blew itself up ripping her posterior to shreds .
    Of all the things where the goddamn fuck that chair is ?
    It was a bad ass massage ,wasn’t it ?. Avoid Chinese stuff and say a big NO NO even if its free .

  2. Good day my friends! Hopefully my observation is in the ball park…

    As an electrician and power technician, I do believe this woman’s plight is very possible. I prepare daily for arc flash hazards. When there is a short in any circuitry, it will cause various levels of explosions depending on the amount of current involved. However, I dont believe that is what caused the extensive damage to her ass. What I think happened is the material of the chair melted and stuck to her skin. This is typically what causes the most damage in an arc flash event. Anyway, my two cents.

  3. That’s why you wipe your ass well after shitting… ๐Ÿ˜† But as for the chair, if it arched with 10K volts… that’s possible, but I don’t see a massage chair having that much power do to that much damage, unless it was wired to a triphasic powerline.

    Also happy belated “you’re one year older” day @Littlefoot! ๐Ÿ˜€

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