Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Newsprint article photo caption reads -“Ostrich manboy takes a nap at his hatchling mother’s coop over the holidays.”
Proof of what happens when someone ignores the warning, “Dude, knock it off or I’ll personally shove your head up your ass.”
@countrygal1958 (Belly Scars)
And I thought I had it bad by only having 1 nut.