Man Jumps Off Building After Losing Everything In Divorce

This man from China jumped out of a window of a building after learning that he had lost everything in his divorce. Apparently, the court gave the wife everything the man had and worked for while she never worked a day of their marriage. How the eff that happened.. who knows. Maybe the wife showed some boob or something. Either way, the man felt it was the end for him and he peaced out.✌ But boy did he make a loud splat.

35 thoughts on “Man Jumps Off Building After Losing Everything In Divorce

  1. Looks like he fell out of a plane with his man bag acting like a drogue chute that didn’t deploy properly. I bet his ex was sorry. The meat cleaver option doesn’t seem to have been considered in this case. Perhaps has something to do with the man bag?

  2. Jesus he fell from the sky like a meteorite .But the thud was stupendously heavier than a bass drum but some music to the ears anyway .😀 😁 😂 🤣 😃 😄 😅
    Good for us that the human mass extinction didn’t take place otherwise we’d have been gone like dinosaurs
    Last heard his fall left a crater bigger than the size of AUCKLAND .

  3. Looking from an answer from a Chinaman
    And this is what some slant eyed dwarfies told me with a wave of their hands
    They said, “A bell in his head would ring”
    Tring Tring Tring ,Tring Tring Tring !!
    Here’s to the Chinaman, who was wise and old
    Here’s to those Eskimos, who’re brave and cold
    Here’s to the Jews in the holy land whose dicks don’t stand
    Here’s to the Arab in his caravan in a desert land with gays hand in hand
    Here’s to the African, strong with titties standing proud
    Here’s to the Redneck, good and loud merged in the crowd
    Here’s one to you and there’s one more thing
    He went declaring we aren’t worth a thing
    The galaxy is null and void
    All the children sing 🙆‍♀️ 🙆‍♂️ 🙋‍♀️ 🙋‍♂️ 🤦‍♀️
    méi dá à méi dá àn zhēn zà na
    méi dá à méi dá àn zhēn zà na

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