I saw this video about a month ago and meant to post it but my Shiny Object Syndrome kicked in and I forgot but I just came across it again so woohoo!!! There’s been a lot of gore and tragedy so I figure we could all use a good laugh and this lady delivers. The woman was a gate attendant at Cedar Breaks Park in Lake Georgetown, Texas and the driver/video recorder, Chris Hampshire, was trying to leave the park however he accidentally went down the wrong exit when cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs came to save the day. She refused to let him leave and said she was going to call the cops then stood in front of his car and that’s where the video starts. She’s on the phone with 911 and sees that the guy is recording her yet still decides to pretend she’s being run over and I couldn’t stop laughing. She sure talks well for someone who’s just been run over. She yells for Mike who is either a lazy, selfish asshole unconcerned with her high pitched screams, sees his bat shit crazy coworker starting up her nonsense again and decides not to get involved or Mike simply does not exist. Any scenario is possible really. In the end, park rangers showed up and let the man go and it’s a good thing he recorded everything to prove his innocence to the police later. In a completely unexpected plot twist she has been fired from her job.