On September 23, 2018, a man swimming in the ocean off the coast of Recife, Pernambuco, Brazil.. went missing after being attacked by a shark. Witnesses saw the shark attack the man and take him underwater. His remains were found Tuesday, September 25th when locals pulled him from the water. All the edible parts of his body had been mostly eaten by sharks and other ocean creatures. There wasn’t much of him left, and decomposition had begun. This is why I’ll stick to swimming in my swimming pool. The only shark I have is a 6 foot long floatie that my 3-year-old nephew named Tinkie Winkie.