Three criminals in London were trying to break into a building… to steal shit, I’m sure. They pull up all crammed together on a motorcycle like Brazilians. The first dude gets off and heads to the glass door with a brick in his hand. He hits it once and then one of the other dudes throws his own brick, hitting the first dude in the head and knocking him out. He starts freaking out and trying to get the knocked out dude to wake up but he doesn’t budge. A security guard shows up and the other two guys take off without their buddy. Poor guy. Can’t even count on your thieving friends anymore.