How bored and dumb do you have to be to sit around and think, “Hey! I bet I can stick my arm in a crocodiles mouth for entertainment purposes!” Really.. I’ve done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I have yet to get to this level of stupid. This is from Thailand.. why not go to Bangkok and rent some hookers or ladyboys instead? Anywho, a trainer is performing in front of an audience and thinks he has trained the crocodile enough to where he can safely stick his arm inside its mouth and not get it ripped off. It doesn’t get ripped off but the crocodile does bite a big chunk out of it. I guess he was in the mood for Thai.🤷🏻♀️
I was told that when crocs bite like this, it’s from a sweat drop that lands on their tongue causing them to flinch and bite. Either way, count this as another thing you will not see this white boy doing.
By the way, @yournextexgirl I can’t imagine you doing ANYTHING stupid. My most memorable would be BenGay in the butt (on a DOUBLE dog dare about 30 years ago) and Nair on the balls. The latter most recently (4 years ago) so age doesn’t necessarily mean wisdom.
Did you film either one of those adventures? Because i so would kill to see. 😍 @joeflaccosunibrow
The first misadventure occurred in the era of me sneaking peaks at my dad’s porn collection on Beta Max. We were not rich enough for a film camera. The second occurred and I was too embarrassed to tell anyone. I read that entire bottle forwards, backwards and upside down. NO where did it mention scrotum, balls or bean bag as a restricted zone. To make matters worse, after the longest 10 mins of my life, I proceed to the shower to wash off the liquid 🔥. My mistake. It felt like I was T bagging a Kilauea fissure.
My urologist kindly looked at my yam bag and chuckled while saying “Yup that’s a chemical burn”. To this day I see him lumbering around the halls of the hospital and I call him meat gazer. He replies “Burnt Ball Boy”
@yournextexgirl anything you’ve done? BenGay on butt? Dancing while naked eating a bean burrito?
Haha this shit is too fucking funny. What a dumb ass way to earn a living
He didn’t bite him! What we witnessed there was the way crocodiles kiss he was just showing his affection
Well, when you start throat fucking an alligator with your arm, don’t expect him to just sit there with his mouth open.
A Crocodile Dundee looking kinda guy walks into a tough Australian bar with a croc on a leash. He jumps up on the bar and pulls the crocodile up with him. After ordering a beer, he thrusts his crotch in front of croc. The crocodile chops down hard on his junk. After for what seemed like an eternity, the croc hunter guzzles the beer and then smashes the croc over the head with the beer bottle to release its vise-like grip. He looks around at the gathered crowd, points at them with the end of the broken bottle and says with the roughest voice, “I dare any of you mother fuckers to do that”! One meek, slender and very attractive young woman slowly raises her hand and says in the softest voice, “I will, but you have to promise not to hit me in the head with a bottle”.
We need more jokes in this forum! Cudos to you @borntorun!
Exactly….prolly hit the crocs gag reflex and it’s natural animal instinct is to chomp or choke.
This job is as if not more asinine than bull fighter.
Sidenote: kinda puts me in mood for a Chocodile. Haven’t had one of those in ages.
@borntorun
😂😂😂
Serves himself right.
Like being hit by a tornado living in tornado alley, didn’t see that coming.
His Thai meal must have been shit if he spat it out.
That was more entertaining then the actual show tbh.
I havent been able to see the last few videos except the previous one in none of my devices… 😐 Was this blocked in my country or something?
They’re having a meltdown over gore right now everywhere, but I’m looking now to see if i can upload it to another host and see if it’ll play for you there. @derkopfsammler
Thank you @yournextexgirl , 😀 I’ll wait for it then.
His buddy’s more concerned with cleaning the blood off the floor than checking if he’s ok 🙄
When he was walking away he was saying “after while crocodile.”
That comment deserves many likes, if you had the option.
Lol. Yeah thanks for that one!
That was textbook. I couldn’t have done it better myself.
At least he wasn’t shown the barrel roll and dive to the deep end of the pool part of the crocodile’s skit. Might’ve ended differently for both of them.