Fucked up accident coming from Thailand. A 47-year-old man fell into some sort of wood chipping machine and was grinded up pretty good before the machine could be stopped. That basket of gore is pretty badass, though. Why is every machine in an Asian country seemingly possessed by the will to maim, mutilate and murder human beings?
Thanks, @mrspink!
Well Mr pho,you’re now fucked! Lost a finger,and got all ground up..bet you weren’t expecting this shitastic of a day at work,huh?..great pictures!! That’s for the gore @obli ❤
“Falls”
Yeah, I’m sure that defense has been heard many a times.
If this was a “fall”, I bet you’re also going to tell me that a soccer team will go cave exploring and get stuck in Thailand too. Then be rescued after 18 days underground? Ha!
Poppycock
Poor dude what bad luck. Nice pics turned his ass into ground meat.
“The Mangler”, only the blood of a 16 YO sacrificed virgin can appease it, not the blood of a working shmuck.
@obli That demonic possession of machines is brought on by the removal of all those safety shields that get in the way. 😉
Inb4 Skynet already started their world domination… 😆
Not such a chipper day for this guy. Whistling to work all good to go… and squeesh! Errrnt. Game over man, game over…
@deathoverdue On the bright side he left his employer with mulch that can now be sold at a higher price on account of the fertilizer in it.
I know what I think might have happened here, he was wearing a big ass long t-shirt, it got caught in the grinder and he got sucked into it, and had no chance to save himself.
He literally got fucked mind my French.
He became the chip of the old block.
Just like that 1000 ways to die episode
“Why is every machine in an Asian country seemingly possessed by the will to maim, mutilate and murder human beings?”
They’re just hungry, I guess.
Goodbye Mr. Chips.
@harumph “You can cut the Thai that grinds but not without losing a pile of his guts”
It’s like Maximum Overdrive in Asia all the time. That part of the world is directly linked with Comets overhead causing radiation storms and machinery to come to life and kill humans.