The Deep Ones are real! An Eldritch Abomination has been discovered on a beach, we have seen the eclipse of our time as humans!
Ahem. Sorry, I honestly don’t know what the hell this thing is or was. I’m not even sure if it is actually real. But some bloated, misshapen lump resembling a severely deformed fetus crossed with Jabba the Hutt was found and then subjected to some sciebtific poking and proding with a stick by the kids who happened upon it. I’m completely lost here. Give me your impressions, guys.
And thanks, Pinky… bleh.