Welcome to Friday, motherfuckers. Tag That Image before I tag that ass.
AND HERE IS LAST WEEK’S WINNER
WINNER:
“Come on, pendejo… i dare you to laugh!”
@derkopfsammler
RUNNERS-UP:
I don’t always dress in bandeleros and nut huggers, but when I do, I always drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
@uniballer
You gotta ask yourself, do you feel fruity punk? Do ya?
@deathoverdue
Quit that James Bond Crap, they said. You can do better, they said. There is an Oscar in your future, they said.
@gentlenatureman
Come at me Bro! I’ll sodomize you with my six-shooter.
“Wanna get lucky punk?!”.
Freddy Mercury reincarnate.
This type of shit can happen when nepotism allows for the costume design in your movie.
I think Hillary found the perfect running mate………. next time.
“Come on, pendejo… i dare you to laugh!”
Aww shit 😂😂 I like this one..
“Well, they used to call me Shlong Connery before I got the James Bond gig”
“Why yesh, I am a sexy Scottish Bastard. Want to suck on my other revolver?”
Quit that James Bond Crap, they said. You can do better, they said. There is an Oscar in your future, they said.
***said in Scots accent*…Damn youngbloods!…..He’s not a Dothraki King! This is how you do a Dothraki King!
Who said Sacha Baron Cohen invented the mankini!
Ali G …get outta the house!!!
Having said that . Sean connery is one of my alltime favourite actors! Cool guy!
Burt Reynolds starring in Gunsmoke
@joeflaccosunibrow
It actually could have been Burt Reynolds this pic. Too bad he had to turn down the role for something else he was doing in ’74.
I’ll be damned! It’s Lelu from The 5th Element… in transgender!
Take me as I come please …..well for starters I’m Sean Connery’s younger sibling. and as for the differentiation between us …… He has a normal sized smaller crotch where as mine is way too big because of hydrosil.
OMG…let me at the Hunky bit off MAN MEAT..🎶he’s got the look..nana na na na..he’s got the look..nanan na nana na🎶..I quiver at the site of them there boots…🎶hold on tight I know he’s just alittle bit dangerous..he’s got what it takes to make end’s meet..🎶
Borat eat your heart out…sucker
As if I don’t look enough of a faggot already ….. .to compliment more ; here is a faggoty strap on and an orangish undie and instead of a lollipop I have a dud revolver in my shaking hands .
“Huggies for Him™” with optional added braces, why let incontinence be a hindrance to your fashion choices?
Lol @Hfale The suspenders are cool. Especially with the bullets that won’t be of any use in that .22 revolver.
Exactly right. Except he is NOT cool.
Okay, @harumph, look how wrong he is with gun handling. There’s a bad actor right there.
Notice that the hammer is half cocked. It can fire at anytime and he isn’t even looking where he’s pointing it.
@lucy,
I’d argue he became lazy and complacent when compared to his salad days with the PPK. Is that accurate?
I don’t think he ever really knew how to handle a real gun. If it discharges, that isn’t an “accidental” discharge, it’s a “negligent” discharge. @harumph
Is a “negligent discharge” when he has a nighttime emission on your leg?
An “accidental” discharge being when he has an emission on your thigh without anyone being ready?
Negligent discharge all the way. You have responsibility for where the “emmision” goes when released, whether you intended it to go there or not. Think about it, friend.
“Oh yeah? The last fella who called me a gay diaper fag in my momma’s boots….. Well he died laughing, that’s what he did…”
“Hokay… Pancho, Chuy…. Sandoval, Pablo… I’m telli’n ju. Them estupido Gringos won’t even ask us for our steenkin’ badges like if we show up like dees”! Remember lass time, Julio. We look so estupido… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ
Haha! “The West Hollywood Frito Bandito”.
Cocaine is one hellova drug!!
@ladywicked666… Yeah. So is Demerol…! With Schlitz Malt Liquor.
Lmffao @theluvmuscle
Spitting- image of my Dad! Without the gay/ fag crap of course!
What is so gay / faggy about the image @hopingfornemesis? I happen to think this is a photo of a dress style that is the future of male masculinity in the future. What’s your problem, Dude?
😂😉no probs luvs. Did i not say i used to wear pirate gear back in my twenties? It is somewhere on these sites.
Haha
@theluvmuscle
Pirate gear??? Twenties… So, what kind of “gear” have you graduated to now, @hopingfornemesis? Whew… Do I even want to know, you Cwazy Wabbit, You!
La Bamba… I mean La Banga for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6T85X1ClmI
Very square and straight i am afraid.
Just youthful frollicking at the time.
@theluvmuscle
The new man diaper for the macho alfa guy, bullets not included.
I don’t always dress in bandeleros and nut huggers, but when I do, I always drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
Si Senor @uniballer. Stay thirsty. How about when you aren’t wearing your Bandito bandeleros and nut “huggers”? Hugger… Hugger. Uniballer? Get it?
; ) Gotta stick to the program, Baller…
But it IS singular as nut huggers. Otherwise it would be nuts huggers. 😉
But then the “Huggers” would be called ‘Hugger”… Nut hugger. ; )
Borat?
You gotta ask yourself, do you feel fruity punk? Do ya?
“My name is Zed… It’s just fucking Zed goddamn it, ok?!! It’s the year 2293 and we don’t have fucking surnames in the fucking future!”
Zed’s dead baby, Zed’s dead
“I love to see them running. I love the moments of their deaths… when I am one with Zardoz.”