So.. this nice man here was walking through his vegetable garden naked when he slipped and fell on a cucumber and it went right up his ass. Yeah, not really.. this weirdo was sticking weird shit up his ass when his asshole decide to suck the cucumber in deep, deep enough where he couldn’t reach it. A doctor had to stick his fist his up his ass just to get it out of him. Once it’s out, most of the doctors and nurses in the room start laughing. Unprofessional? Yeah, a little. But how can you not laugh at someone getting a cucumber stuck up their ass?