Ever had an itchy bootyhole? If so, it may not be because your nasty ass didn’t wipe properly. You may be dealing with a fun new friend called Mr. Hemorrhoid. Our anuses are surrounded by a vascular tissue that help us control our poop but sometimes it becomes inflamed and swollen resulting in a hemorrhoid. They can be painful, itchy and even bleed when you have a bowel movement. You can get diarrhea or constipation because of it but those two things can also cause them…confusing right? Diet can also play a role such as lack of fiber, sitting too long on the toilet and straining too much. External ones can usually be felt/seen and although they often resolve on their own or a cream can be applied to get rid of it sometimes surgery is required. This particular patient was dealing with a huge hemorrhoid and I won’t go into detail since the video documents what’s actually happening but it’s a pretty ugly asshole. Make sure to eat lots of fiber, don’t force a poo and for god’s sake get your lazy ass off the toilet after you shit.