First, I wanna say that I know I’ve been on the news lately due to this incident but it really wasn’t my fault. They gave me a gordita instead of a burrito and things just got out of hand. Okay, so this is not me, I swear. I mean, it may be in the future but so far I’ve been a good girl this year and I haven’t worn khakis since freshman year. No gore involved.. just a funny end of the week video of a crazy bitch getting tased because she went loco in the local Taco Bell establishment. Apparently, the woman, 52-year-old Zette Lea Madden, was living in a car next to Taco Bell when on Tuesday morning she got a tire iron and walked over to the menu board in the drive-thru and busted the entire board out then proceeded to bust out the drive-thru window. She then busted out the glass to both entry doors and walked inside of the Taco Bell. Madden jumped behind the counter destroying the cash registers while waving the tire iron around at employees demanding they give her money. When the cops arrived they found Madden still inside the store with the tire iron in her hands yelling. The police said she began “thrusting the tool in short, stabbing motions”. They yelled at her to put the tire iron down and she refused, so they tased her. All in all it’s an entertaining story and video. I feel like I’m watching myself in 20 years. Except instead of money.. I’ll be demanding tacos.