I hate thieves so much, but boy do I love instant karma. This dumb thieving bitch also known as a porch pirate was going around a neighborhood in Snohomish County, Washington stealing packages off of people’s porches. On this particular rainy morning, the thief and her buddy followed a UPS driver as he dropped off packages. When the UPS driver pulls away.. it’s not long before the thieves pull up to the driveway and the woman gets out of the passenger side of the car to run grab the packages. She grabs them and on her way back to the car she slips on wet grass.. snapping her leg. She can’t get up, so her partner has to get out to help her. He managed to half carry her bitch ass back to the car, but of course he runs and collects the packages so they can finish stealing shit that’s not theirs. The owner of the house said the packages contained important medications that her husband needs, but other than that.. she thought the incident was very comical and felt the woman got what she deserved. What’s today’s lesson, class? Don’t fucking steal.