Romeo And Juliet Double Suicide In Paraguay

Well.. if this ain’t true love I don’t know what is. Two 16-year-olds named Rocío Velázquez and Aldo Vera were found hanging from a tree in Paraguay. The teenage couple decided to commit suicide together when Rocío’s father refused to let her see her boyfriend, Aldo. The teens said they couldn’t live without each other, so they chose to take their own lives at the same time. Such dumb kids. At 16 you think you’ve found the one and no one else will ever give you the same feeling. Bonkkkk. Wrong. If they would’ve waited a month someone else would’ve come along and they would’ve been over it. Ohh I miss being a teenager.

Thanks to @MrsPink!

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42 thoughts on “Romeo And Juliet Double Suicide In Paraguay

  1. Well better to have loved deeply with the innocence of youth & die as love bird’s..hummmm ..THAN to GROW up with GANG/DRUG SLUT, Plus A CHUNKY FILM of DECAPITATION of BODY part’s staring EL Gringo here…hope they Fuck like crazy in the astral plane ?

  2. “O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day!
    Most lamentable day, most woeful day
    That ever, ever, I did yet behold!
    O day, O day, O day, O hateful day!
    Never was seen so black a day as this.
    O woeful day, O woeful day!” – Nurse

    Now this is a shitty day! – Harumph Translator

  3. Such a lonely day
    And it’s mine
    The most loneliest day of my life
    Such a lonely day
    Should be banned
    It’s a day that I can’t stand

    The most loneliest day of my life
    The most loneliest day of my life

    Such a lonely day
    Shouldn’t exist
    It’s a day that I’ll never miss
    Such a lonely day
    And it’s mine
    The most loneliest day of my life

    And if you go, I wanna go with you
    And if you die, I wanna die with you
    Take your hand and walk away

    (End of the song is missing for a reason…)
    Lonely Day – System Of A Down

  4. Father, into your hands I commend my spirit
    Father, into your hands
    Why have you forsaken me?
    In your eyes forsaken me
    In your thoughts forsaken me
    In your heart forsaken me

    Trust in my self-righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die
    In my self-righteous suicide
    I cry when angels deserve to die

    Chop Suey – System Of A Down

  5. Two little love-birds
    swinging in a tree
    D-E-A-D-A-S-F-U-C
    Should’ve been would’ve been
    But they’re not
    Because they chose to tie the knot
    If they could have only known
    He could have been with a hoe
    And she could drop her drawers
    For cash
    And give some other guys that piece
    Of ass
    In this twisted head of mine
    She could still give me some
    Though she died

  6. So why didnt they waited… oh i dont know… a couple more years and kept their relationship secret during that time until they reached independence then? 😆 Looks like they didnt had an excuse there… oh well, natural selection is just doing its job erasing the stupid ones again.

  7. “Wanna hang out? There’s nothin’ else to do”.

    Romeo and Juliet Are together in eternity… Romeo and Juliet
    40,000 men and women everyday… Like Romeo and Juliet
    40,000 men and women everyday… Redefine happiness
    Another 40,000 coming everyday… We can be like they are
    Come on baby… don’t fear the reaper

    Thanks BOC for writing a cool song about croaking!

  8. I envy the little fuckers. Hope her piece of shit father gets a good look at this and realises it was all his fault. Some fuckin parents, he didn’t want to accept that his daughter was happy with her boyfriend and it led them to do this. If he cared about his kid’s happiness more than his own this would not have happened.

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