Tag That Image! #50

Happy almost Christmas, Gorriors. You’ve got all your shopping done, now, can you tag that image?! and check out the winner and runners-up from last week’s contest right over here.

WINNER:

Excuse me ladies; do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Beelzebub?
@cretin

RUNNERS-UP:

Worst strip poker player EVER.
@thewelder

“Baby I’m no Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock”
@hfale

Here we see the endangered California Surf Rat engaged in a stylized penile display in an attempt to attract a suitable or willing mating partner.
@harrumph

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49 thoughts on “Tag That Image! #50

  1. On a remote, deserted beach somewhere in California a girl sitting on a log is thinking to herself:
    “Ppleeease get him the FUCK away from me, now… Gary…Now, now…Puhleeese!”

  2. This photo has everything going on for it. You know almost exactly what the girls are thinking and can only guess at the crazy shit the guy has in his mind. Great “tag that Image” photo choice @obli.

  3. 1. “This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.”

    2. “I see that you’re done with that beer. Shall we play spin the bottle?”

    3. “Here’s $100. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.”

    4. “I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for $5.00. How many can I count you in for?

    5. “Want to hang out with my wang out or rock out with my cock out?”

  4. There were two young girls in the park,
    Who were sat on a bench in the dark
    As the guy dropped his pants
    And gave them a glance
    They thought “I wondered what happened to Mark.”

    Fuck you, BG

  5. Reminds me of a time i lived in a cave for a while on a “deserted ” Greek island and the girls in a tree house.
    Only difference, i didnt look so dopy -looking , had broader shoulders and the bee-atches were starkers too!

    Good days.fuck! Then i had to board a ferry and come back to reality, a job, bills yada yada yada.! Still ,it was a magical time and i felt like ulysses thrown up on an island amongst maidens!

  6. There’s ALWAYS time to talk about our Lord and savior Beelzebub, that’s who I pray to, the man under us is getting shit done, school shootings, rape, murder, all bad shit but at least he’s not a lazy fucker like the one above us, what the fuck is he doing?? Nothing, just sitting back and watching all of he’s innocent children that he loves getting thrown into ovens and getting cooked up, parents busting there babies young cherries, God’s a awful parent he needs to be turned into social services.

  7. There’s ALWAYS time to talk about our Lord and savior Beelzebub, that’s who I pray to, the man under us is getting shit done, school shootings, rape, murder, all bad shit but at least he’s not a lazy fucker like the one above us, what the fuck is he doing?? Nothing, just sitting back and watching all of he’s innocent children that he loves getting thrown into ovens and getting cooked, parents raping and busting there babies young cherries, God’s a awful parent he needs to be turned into social services.

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