The Train Reaper Claims Another Victim In India

Annnnd.. the train reaper scores another one. It seems like we have a new train suicide video every week now. I’m not complaining though, especially since it’s in HD. This is the clearest one I’ve seen so far. Not sure if this was an accident or suicide, but I’m gonna go with suicide since it seems to be the new trend in India nowadays. No suicide note was left, so who knows the reason for the man’s choice to take himself out, but suicides always go up around this time of year. I can’t blame anyone.. I had to stand in line for 35 minutes with cranky ass Christmas shoppers just to buy a pair of $2 flip flops, I was ready to kill myself and everyone around me too.

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42 thoughts on “The Train Reaper Claims Another Victim In India

  1. He was going bald and last heard he felt utterly sorry for the state of his .There weren’t no girls no woman to ogle and lay and the worst of all there weren’t no fucking hair creams to bring back his crowning glory.
    That’s one of the many reasons he thought he must surrender his self to be cut to two halves on the tracks where the rails go with a thunderous roar with numbing speeds heartlessly .
    His trousers seem intact with a pair of flip flops still worn on.

  2. “I can’t blame anyone.. I had to stand in line for 35 minutes with cranky ass Christmas shoppers just to buy a pair of $2 flip flops, I was ready to kill myself and everyone around me too.”

    I can most certainly blame you for that, @yournextexgirl! I mean what are you, a Brazilian? I’d kind of like to see that if you are, but I digress! πŸ˜†

    I would argue you deserve every bit of that turmoil and stress due to actually purchasing flip flops period, much less for Christmas! You know better than that! πŸ™„

    There is a special place in Hell for those who pay the ultimate price for fashion. They roam around their section naked, showing all of their bodily flaws, are forced to wear white after Labor Day, and are made to watch syndicated reruns of Queer Eye.

    On a lighter note, that is indeed the sharpest rear pants crease I’ve ever seen that clearly and in such high definition on video!

    Oh and lastly, there is no “train reaper”. For me, a train is just a tool.

  3. I wonder if he has phantom legs and ass syndrome now. That bird was sure checking out those guts for a nice meal there and the slacks look good enough for reuse for someone who needs them. Lastly, at least he’s not still alive like some of the others who lay around, cut in half, wondering why they’re not dead yet.

  4. Upon further inspection, what I want to know is what in the world of Chemistry and Physics is that sinewy, silver shit still on the rail that failed to be cleaved in twain by a train, a spinal cord, silk, pocket change? Astounding! 😯

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