First of all, Happy Easter, motherfuckers. This guy ain’t having one… actually, he’s never gonna have one again. Dude went full force into a truck and was smashed and dropped on the road like the meat sack he was. Were this a cartoon, I’m sure we would add the accordian effect to the death. Butunlike cartoons, you can’t just put your thumb in your mouth, blow, and pop yourself back into shape.
Now join me in song!
Here comes Peter Rottentail
Hopping down the body trail
Hippity-Hoppity Gore is on its way!