Annnnd the award for Dumbass of the Week goes to… this guy. In the Thanh Liem District in Ha Nam Province, north-eastern Vietnam, a circus performer is shown putting on a show with a six foot long crocodile for the audience. One of the handlers is shown stroking the croc to calm him down while the performer leans closer to the reptile and then finally puts his head between the crocodile’s jaws. Smart idea, right? Because that big mean ass animal will be perfectly fine with that. While the performer’s head is between the croc’s jaws.. he yells into the microphone which is probably what startled the crocodile and made him flip out and bite down. I don’t feel bad for the dude one bit. If you’re stupid enough to put your face near an animal like a crocodile, then you deserve what happens. The performer is in the hospital but will survive.