Happy Valentine’s Day!

Okay, so I was going to do separate posts but since I’m sick and writing this between puking sessions, I’m just going to put it all in one post. Since today is Valentine’s Day I figured I should post something about how great love is and all that gross stuff. But I’m no romance writer and this isn’t ChristianMingle.com, so I’m just going to show you what real love is in the following girlfriend/boyfriend husband/wife related videos instead. The last one is a brand new video. Happy Valentine’s Day, guys!!

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21 thoughts on “Happy Valentine’s Day!

  1. Love is in the air! American couples have actually filed for divorce on this day, although it doesn’t happen very often. 😛

    Video #1
    Someone has been skipping their martial arts disarming classes.

    Video #2
    Reminds me of the good old days when we lived in caves. “Atouk Tala zug zug!” – Caveman

    Video #3
    I have the suspicion the woman may have tried to use her cast as a weapon. Very bad idea. Never do that.

    For those of you who aren’t familiar with the written history of St. Valentine, by all means look him up. He’s truly the definition of OG (Original Gore), courtesy of the Ancient Romans! He was tortured and beheaded and died on this day in 273 AD. There is a church in Rome with the relic of his skull encased in gold and glass. It’s right up your alley @derkopfsammler! He is still venerated today by several denominations within Christianity. He is also the patron saint of the plague.


    Happy Valentine’s Day!

    Feel better now @yournextexgirl! 🙂

  2. @yournextexgirl Happy Valentine’s Day Nextie, get well real soon! The lead in pic reminds me of the movie, Dreamscape, where the psychopath Glatman rips out a police officer’s heart, “Have a heart Alex . . .” Those videos you posted are soooo sweet. “Ain’t it shocking what love can do”. The first video with the Asian stabby lady is plain mind numbing. We usually see pics of the aftermath, but to see the determined look on her face, that been cheated on face, was something else. If the boy didn’t die, then he got off easy. 😉

  3. Feel better soon @yournextexgirl! Guy in the first vid needs to put chivalry aside and knock that knife wielding crazy bitch out. Guy in second video was tired of his wife spending a fortune at the spa, so he was showing how to do leg hair removal and exfoliation AND a bonus scalp stretching all on the cheap. Third vid, guy was definitely not the thickest book in the encyclopedia.

  4. Vid 3, Clearly she was snoring in the beginning of the video. This nice gentleman showed us a quick and easy may to stop anyone from disturbing your sleep , so easy it is only 1 step to stop your partner from snoring. As you can see, she did in fact stop!

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