Fat Guy Turns Himself Into a Sparkler

Meet Zachariah. Zachariah’s genius ass thought it would be a cool/funny idea to make his own suicide vest with firecrackers and then light the fuse. I don’t really know what exactly he was thinking was going to happen or if he was even surprised that all of his limbs and head were still attached afterwards or not. He seemed like he was okay when he popped out with the best line I’ve heard in awhile, “Do you have any Neosporin?”. I can only imagine the Muslim goatfuckers attempting to blow themselves up and then asking a fellow ISIS member, “Hey bro, you got any Neosporin?”, but way to go Zachariah. I am pretty sure this was his most intense workout since about 150lbs ago.

Thanks @MrsPink!

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