Brazilian Blows Himself Up With His Own Grenade

Brazilian Blows Himself Up With His Own Grenade

This poor chap got into some kind of scuffle with the authorities and wanted to go out with a bang. Fortunately, he just so happened to have access to an explosive, identified as a “grenade” although this being a Brazilian criminal I’m sure it was some make shift, ghetto-ass, home-made explosive and not an actual military issue grenade. Unfortunately for our Brazilian Bombardier, the bomb went off before it could be chucked at his intended victims and thus spared the police some bullets by taking himself out.

Thanks, @mrspink!

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17 thoughts on “Brazilian Blows Himself Up With His Own Grenade

  1. It takes a whole lotta guts from being a Machete wielder to a Grenadier !

    Alright Sir ! Jokes apart …its time to fart

    Three men were taking a trip on a plane. When they get on the pilot tells the passengers not to throw anything out of the windows. The plane lifts off and they’re on their way. On the plane the first man finds a pencil and wondering what to do with it. He is told by one of the other men to throw it out the window, so he does. Then the second guy finished his apple and wondering how to get rid of the core. He asks the other two men, they tell him to throw it out the window, so he does. Next the third man finds a grenade! Panicking he throws it out the window.

    After the plane had landed the three men were walking down the street when they came across a guy holding his eye. The three men asked him what happened, he said he had looked up in the sky and a pencil fell and hit him in the eye. So the three men continued down the street and they come across a man holding his head, the three ask him what’s wrong? The man says that he was walking down the street and an apple core fell on his head! Feeling a little strange the men continue down the street when they come across a man holding his stomach laughing his head off! The three ask him what’s so funny? The man replies, I farted and that building exploded!

  2. Oh my, so many unanswered questions. They were running fluids and monitoring Vital Signs like this guy was in the here and now? The damage appeared to be charring, he was intact for the most part, was this device more a fire bomb than explosive? If explosive, what was the strength in equivalent of sticks of TNT? I could buy something on the street with more force than that. Since more of the damage was below the waist, was this guy trying to underhand it? Was he properly trained on this equipment? Ah Brasilia, you are so entertaining.

    • Yeah Brasilia does seem to entertain endlessly bro@borntorun but I for one will not care to know cause if the questions get answered gore will stop to pour by .
      .
      Stats for gorians to take a note of
      Put together just about 55% gore filters out from Brazil alone
      another 20 odd % from Mexico’
      another 10% from Europe and the other neighboring worlds ‘
      and lastly 15% from the rest of ASIA

      The more mystical the more HYSTERICAL and goresome as they say

    • This guy is so obviously dead people ! The noise from the monitor is from another patient in the back ground. The facts are : he has NO doctors or nurses working on him, the bag that is normally attached to the endotracheal tube is disconnected and sitting next to his head with NO one breathing for the guy by deflating the bag, and you can’t miss the death stare at the end…….does that answer your question?

    • @Banned Anna
      that was super cool babe ……………..hahahahaha
      So that sends out a clear message for those to be wary off
      which means not to scratch their balls off and on when the grenades are carried through .
      A little itch to the balls with pocketed grenades is way too dangerous

  3. Yeah, right! Like an unqualified fucktard Brazilian doctor could have ever done shit for this burrito eater while he was alive, let alone dead. As unrealistic as this quack was to even try, the only doctor who could do any good at all, would be a German one, Dr. Victor Frankenstein.

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