Man Cuts Off His Own Balls With Scissors

Man Cuts Off His Own Balls With Scissors

Yeah, I don’t even know what to say. This dude got bored and cut his balls off with some scissors, what else can I say? It speaks for itself. I don’t have a clue what possessed this idiot to do this but I am pretty sure that he regretted it in the morning.. or after the drugs he was on wore off. Either way… ouch. If you boys can get through this without grabbing your own junk, I will give you Taco Bell gift cards.

Thanks @MrsPink!! <3

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60 thoughts on “Man Cuts Off His Own Balls With Scissors

  1. No problem he will dry them off this summer and have them sewn back before the rains come
    The dick looks black in the face and not quite elated the way its partner is detached .

    This is what someone may like to call ,as being the height of total insanity

  2. Maybe he got tired of the pain in getting kicked in the nuts all the time, so he said “Enough is enough”. Ok Nextie, you can send that Taco Bell gift card to me because I didn’t grab my own junk yet. ๐Ÿ˜€

  3. Nope…I don’t think I can watch this one. I can do the beheadings, suicides, being burned alive, and pretty much everything other horrible thing, most likely because of the fact that I have seen more than my fair share of death in person. The pain Olympics, pretty much anything that involves cutting off or mutilation of genitalia, and for some reason seeing someone break their lower part of their legs really gets to me. After being crushed from the waist down by the car that rolled over me and remembering the pain in both legs and my balls has changed me…..Fuck it…I’m gonna watch it. I like a challenge!

    • I immediately regret my decision to go ahead and watch it. I didn’t touch my own testicles, because deep down I believe that my Twig and Giggle Berries know that not only would I never….ever….ever….ever hurt them, they also know that I would protect them with my life. On another note, that fella’s dick looks like a really old piece of jerky. Maybe he was just really high on pcp and actually thought his scrotum was made of Jack Link’s or something.

      • @re-pete Honestly the only thing that bothers me is how slow these morons do it. I grew up on a farm and raised beef cattle. I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve castrated a bull. It wasn’t a fun or enjoyable experience but I think that’s probably why sounds don’t get to me the same way as they do others. We never did it to the adult animals, unless it was absolutely medically necessary, but our neighbors did and I worked for them or helped them out if they needed it.

        If a guy is gonna cut his nuts off why the fuck prolong it? Why not just lay them out and get a cleaver for the job? I understand masochism is a thing, and a little pain every now and again can make things interesting, but GODDAMN it’s not like he was “getting off” on it. I would like to know what his reasoning behind this was. If he wasn’t just really, really high, then why? Was he mad at his testicles? Did he decide he was transitioning genders and just wanted to make sure that he wouldn’t be able to change his mind about it later? Did he have a sex addiction? Did he think that he’d get the sexual reassignment surgery at a %50 discount? I can’t wrap my head around it. I would seriously like to know WTF these people are thinking when they do shit like this.

        • @deathbyduck87 At least he could have just cut a small slit in his sack and push them out there and then snip them, that way it would be easier to sew back up by the Docs. Now he has a huge gash that’s really open to infection now. I’m sure he was high on something.
          Can anyone answer this: Can a dude still get an erection if his testicles are gone?

          • It would be a lot “harder” ? but not impossible. But since the grapes are what create testosterone in the body, this man will have a huge hormonal imbalance which leads to many terrible symptoms if not treated. Just don’t go cutting shit off your body. Everything plays an important roll.

  4. As grey as his junk was, I’m guessing that the damage had already been done by constriction and he then took it a step further. This guy obviously hated having his male parts. And take it from me, someone who’s lost one due to injury, there is no drug short of injected anesthetic to stop pain in that area. That’s another reason I think he strangled them as once they’re dead the nerves don’t fire.

  5. What the hell happened to his dick??? Looks like a burnt Cheeto!
    Stay tuned for part 2 of this video, where he fries them up in a sizzling pan with a side of eggs……wait, those were the side of eggs ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  6. ? Ugh….WTF. I can’t even watch this.after 5 seconds I just scrolled down to leave comment. How does one get to that point of self surgery/home holistic? Much like bad LSD trip,once your in you can’t get out…once your testicle is ripped out of sack along with other vital ligaments nerves your fucked. Even if this was a failed surgeon on PCP,he’s a wack job. like GoryCory said, hopefully he fries up his testicle and eats it.

  7. Perhaps ole dude was a self-loathing pedophile. Many of them often undergo doctor-performed removal rituals and what fucks me up the most is the indication that the urge to purge and reoffend does, in fact, NOT go away post castration. Only alternative to pedophilia is off with his head–fuck his junk. Btw, I couldn’t watch this one. For fook’s sake.

    • Yep agreed @deathfetishfemale, I’ve heard of rapists who’ve had their junk cat off, I mean penis, balls – the lot, and they continue to re-offend using wine bottles or anything they can lay their hands on to violate people with. Once a rapist/pedo, always a rapist/pedo. So it’s their heads on their necks that need cutting off, as you so succinctly put it. I couldn’t watch it either, ouchies! Lol

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