Kay again speaking for Nextie because she is in rehab for her Taco Bell addiction.
After this guy gets fixed up with some third world doctor with incredible skill, he shall be renamed, ‘xingyun’ – the Chinese word for rucky. Whoops, I mean ‘lucky.’
What are the odds, huh? Think about it; a chest wound so large but missed his heart. He cheated death! And here he is, telling us in detail but in Spanish of what happened to him. What are the odds that despite his big, gaping, breathing chest hole that he can still talk? Xingyun is quite the embodiment of his nickname.
Xingyun or whatever your real name is and if you are still alive, please tell me you have that thing like what Tony Stark has on his chest.