Man Dies With Dick In His Mouth

I don’t have much info on this one except that it happened yesterday, October 28th, but you know you’re having a bad day when you can send a dick pic and a selfie all in one shot. This happened in Macaparana, a city located in the state of Pernambuco, Brazil. Man was dedicked, shot to death and put on display for all to see. He had his pride and joy shoved in his own mouth postmortem, no info on the status of his balls though.

Serious question time for the boys.. if Mr. Winky got cut off somehow, would you rather someone put you out of your misery or would you just deal with it and move on?

Thanks to @MrsPink!

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52 thoughts on “Man Dies With Dick In His Mouth

  1. I hope this fuckface was a sexual predator. All of those subhuman pieces of shit deserve this punishment. Or, maybe he just ran his cocksucker to the wrong nutcase dickhead.

    The cosmetic surgeons today can always make a new one, just as long as they put in a Reebok Insta-pump in there.

  2. @yournextexgirl
    That’s a serious question? That’s like a guy asking the same question but with “what if someone stuck a dildo onto a drill, wrapped the dildo in barbed wire and drilled away at your pussy with it, permanently destroying it beyond surgical repair”… fuck no. Put me out of my damn misery.

    By the way this post literally almost made me sick… nice job Nextie. πŸ™

  3. He seems awestruck in the way all of the cum from his testes got sucked out and now those nuts appear to be a piece of some fried up potato .
    I am imagining this dude was punished to go dickless first but then all of the crimes combined made him lose his pathetic life …..
    What possibly can make a guy lose his Winky ………the answer is : it either has to be someone going about as a predator preying on little children or another likely cause could be of his exploding with excessive libido and his killers hated him for that .

    Macaparana, …….. Pernambuco, albeit for a start both the names sound quite testicular .

  4. This treatment of “Mr Winky” has gone on throughout history. Whether in WW2 shoving dicks in dead Polish soldiers mouths or this quote from 1 Samuel 18:27: “David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.” That must have been one smelly sack. See, the dick is always under attack!

  5. 2nd video they made the effort to cover his crotch but not the crotch on his face. . Real civil, Brazil.

    And I feel like the answer to your question would be to find a person you know that has had this happen to him. Oh yeah, and I bet they called him a fuck face. πŸ™‚

    • When I was young and limber, I used to suck my own penis all the time. My wife would suck my balls at the same time – made for some unusual intimate sessions. Especially when I came. Friends would say they wished they could do that – so several of them also got to suck my dick! Ha!

  6. I believe I will pass celebrating Halloween in Pernambuco. I’m not a fan of their party favors. No skin kazoos for me, thanks. Besides, they probably make more of a fart sound when blown than the traditional plastic horn with which we’re all accustomed.

  7. I wonder if this was a punishment for being either a rapist or that he cheated or messed with someone else’s girl. πŸ˜€

    And honestly, if my “willy” would be chopped, it wouldnt make much of a difference because i trust today’s technology, and if not, i would adapt if surgeons couldnt do a miracle on it. πŸ™‚

  8. AHAHAHA!! Okay, omg I’m dead… ohhhh fuck…hahaha! Yall ever hear the song..JUST PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH….ALLL IN YOUR MOTHERDUCKING MOOOOOUTH!….Lolz..omg,that’s ALL your wicked lady hears right now….dead AF YO!!!! Yes! This is my favorite post,though he’s probably a sex offenderor sexual predator of some sorts,hence the cock in his mouth! I’m ALL FOR the streets serving THEIR OWN justice! As long as tiz proven to be true, why the fuck NOT??!?! FUCK THE POPOS! ❀
    MANY THANKS LADIES!

  9. Luckily he was dead already. Phew! But still, that’s pretty damn embarrassing….the size of his dick that is! I hope for his reputation’s sake there’s a couple more inches in his mouth! 😢

  10. The good news is, doctors have just recently started doing penis transplants. So if you decided to trade in your original, it might be your chance to trade up for a much larger model. Maybe even one like Elmo at the Iceland penis museum!

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