On October 23rd in Nizhnekamsk, Russia, some drunk dude decided he wanted to play judge, jury, executioner and criminal. Ever just need a drink so bad? Well this guy sure did. He tried stealing 2 bottles of vodka from a shopping center and when security caught him he showed us just what you can do with a razor and a dream. The man tells security that he is going to commit suicide and slit his throat if they come any closer. Security tries to talk him out of it but clearly they are not getting through to him and the man attempts to slit his own throat but doesn’t do much good, so security forces tackle him. While they are trying to get the razor away from him, the man manages to cut deep enough this time and starts bleeding profusely. The officials then shut the door on his drunk thievin’ ass to try to look for help. The man died from his injuries soon after.