What is one way to make sure a thief never steals again? Apparently you cut his hands off. On Monday, October 17th, six men and one woman were kidnapped from various parts of Jalisco, Mexico, which I can tell you from firsthand experience that most parts of Jalisco are equally shitty. The woman and all of the men except one had their hands chopped off. I think that’s like 18 hands and 240 fingers or something, I don’t know, I’m no mathemagician. The man that was lucky enough not to have his hands cut off was unlucky enough to have been beaten to death instead. A note was left with the group that said, “This happened to us for being thieves.” and several had “I’m a thief.” written on their foreheads and arms. The note was signed by the “Elite Anti-Thieves Group”. So I think it’s safe to say they were probably thieves. No more rock, paper, scissors for these hombres.
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- Give Me Jazz Hands.. Just Once
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- Dumped Off On The Side Of The Road Handless
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- Thief and Wife of the Dead Man
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- How Will I Ever Jerk Off Again? 🙁
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- Dead Man Had Been Beaten To Death
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- Bag Of Chopped Off Hands
These poor saps are going to have to live with prosthetic hands for the rest of their miserable lives. Only in the words of Nelson can I say: “haha!” They got what they deserved.
@ necropheliac Prosthetic in Mexico? nope my friend, their new nickname is Stumpy
Well I had something to say, but got shrouded when staring into your pony pic. Gave me a little thought of some freaks who watch that shit. Pony porn, I mean. I have no judgements for people who watch my little pony.
Well, they just screwed themselves out of their life long dream of being the best ukulele band in the world. But, in a positive light, perhaps they can reset their goals and become the best bongo band ever.
Yeah simple tasks such as opening the door will now become difficult for these suckers. They can kiss their piano recital goodbye. No more instruments, no more tackle football, and worst of all, no more masturbating! But on the flip side, they can now stump bang each other.
Ohhhh they’ll just steal with their feet next time.
and if the feet get chopped they can try stealing with their mouths @re-pete
@blucon Actually you’re right, they can still grab stuff with their stumps while stabilizing it with their mouths, they’ll look silly doing it, but it just might work.
That’s some horrid shit to look at . But as they were a bunch of rogues including the woman they will never dare look at the most appealing things in their miserable life time again even if its a treausre trove of gold lying around and they happen to hit upon it by fluke .
Another shit to deal with for each of them would be is their wanting to jerk off but they will have to dole out a little of cash each time to get that done for them . It is a turn around time for each of them now ..all of the thieves can now be that lady’s pimps who will make for a good slut
From thieving to screwing a more greener pastures seem to be beckoning all of them
Wtmf!?THAT’S IT?!?!..I HOPE THAT THEY STARTED AT THE FINGERTIPS, AND WORKED THEIR WAY TO THE END RESULT..TAKE THE TIPS FIRST,ONExONE…PAUSE..THEN CHOP AT THE KNUCKLES ONExONE….PAUSE…THEN CHOP THE REST OF THEIR DIGITS OFFFFF,ONExFUCKINGONNNE! AND SOOOO ON TO THE END RESULT! YOU ALL CATCH ON TO YOUR WICKED LADIES DRIFT,NO? FUCK THESE PEOPLE,THEY’RE THIEVES,YES? DON’T DO THE DIRT,IF YOU CAN’T PLAY IN MUD PRINCESS… IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO WRONG,ALWAYS HOPE FOR THE BEST,BUT ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST RESULTS!! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT?? STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THE GODDAMN KITCHEN THEN MOTHERFUCKERS! Lolz! These fucks got off easy,if you ask me! Then again, who the FUCK am I??..Fuck EVERYTHING!!
*had hoped…
I’m sure it would’ve been
*HAD HOPED….
Yes @re-pete, your wicked lady here was too fucked off, to edit her ramblings….fuck it…
I wanna start seeing this in my hood. All these dumb asses around here stealing need this.
I agree @demented808
Best justice, is street justice! ❤
Jaliscoans aren’t fooling me! I know that just as soon as winter hits it will cost an arm and a leg there!
“Look Mom…no hands!…”
I hate thieves they deserve everything they get !
They deserved that. They shouldn’t have been thieves.
Lol shiiit… wonder what they stole… meh, fuck it, it’s good to know these scumbags can now live out the rest of their miserable lives regretting being low life, thieving pieces of shit. This is exactly what every thief deserves.
@jack the only thing shit like this will regret is getting caught.
*Regretting getting caught for being lowlife, thieving pieces of shit.
How are you @amour, long time no speak! I noticed you on here when I first found this site but haven’t really seen you comment much lately, I hope all is well with you ?
They’ll all learn how to give a mean stump job now
18 hands??? ??? @yournextexgirl
Ok Nextie, take your seat. Math cass is in session! ??✏?
18 hands would require 9 people to have their hands removed (18 ÷ 2 = 9). There were only 7 pieces of shit total that day.. 6 men plus 1 woman. That means 7 (thieves) x 2 (hands) = 14 shitty hands, BUT, only the woman and 5 men will never get to pick their nose again. So that would be 6 (thieves) x 2 (hands) = only 12 hands that got the choppy choppy! Each hand normally has 5 fingers. So 12 (hands) x 5 (fingers) = 60 fingers. If there were 240 fingers, that would mean 48 hands (48 x 5 = 240). Divide 48 thieves by 2 hands and that would mean 24 thieves! You were only off by several thieves, a few hands, and a shit load of fingers! ? (god I hope I’m right, other wise I’m gonna look like an idiot!)
Usually by now I’d be pointing and laughing at you ??, BUT since I know you were kidding and probably only said that cuz you knew Cory would waste his entire afternoon trying to prove you “wrong”, I’m rising to my feet and applauding you for a prank well done. ???
Bravo Nextie, Bravo!
But here’s a review… just in case:
6 ? x 2 ? = 12 ?
12 ? x 5 ? = 60 ?
And this concludes our math lesson for today! Class is dismissed! ?
@gorycory
You spelled class wrong ??
Math class is over. Now let’s move on to spelling ?
I hate u ?
@littlefoot
@gorycory
First you can’t spell and now you’re lying…you’re getting a time out mister!!
You’re right, I don’t hate you ?
@littlefoot
@gorycory Are you even speaking English? I didn’t understand one word of that.
Really though.. this made my entire day because i know how long it took you to write that out and even add emojis to it.. hahaha.
And you probably didn’t even read the whole thing. All that time and effort for nothing ?
@yournextexgirl
I swear I read it all. You said 2+2=5 right? @gorycory
This would be perfect punishment for anyone caught playing the knockout game, we should start punishment like this everywhere it’ll keep niggers in line.
We all know that stumps allways beats rocks papers and sissors… 😆 This needs to happen with all the politicians in here… 😀
I greatly enjoyed the pathetic look of shame and degradation on their faces. I wonder if they now realize someone else is going to have to feed them and wipe their asses for the rest of their useless lives.
That’s quite a nice handset in that handbag.
Could use a couple for bookends… that’d be quite handy. On the other hand if you had 4 you could make a nice end table.
Put them all on a skateboard and yell “All hands on deck!”
Gotta hand it to them… it’s very handy to keep a a sack of hand me down hands on hand.
Do you suppose they will ever be able to come to grips?
How will they fart with no fingers to pull?
OK.. a show of hands… raise your hand if my hand jokes are getting out of hand.✋✋
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I think you win hands down @bannedanna
as you scratch ?????????