What is one way to make sure a thief never steals again? Apparently you cut his hands off. On Monday, October 17th, six men and one woman were kidnapped from various parts of Jalisco, Mexico, which I can tell you from firsthand experience that most parts of Jalisco are equally shitty. The woman and all of the men except one had their hands chopped off. I think that’s like 18 hands and 240 fingers or something, I don’t know, I’m no mathemagician. The man that was lucky enough not to have his hands cut off was unlucky enough to have been beaten to death instead. A note was left with the group that said, “This happened to us for being thieves.” and several had “I’m a thief.” written on their foreheads and arms. The note was signed by the “Elite Anti-Thieves Group”. So I think it’s safe to say they were probably thieves. No more rock, paper, scissors for these hombres.