Mexican Thieves Get Their Hands Chopped Off

What is one way to make sure a thief never steals again? Apparently you cut his hands off. On Monday, October 17th, six men and one woman were kidnapped from various parts of Jalisco, Mexico, which I can tell you from firsthand experience that most parts of Jalisco are equally shitty. The woman and all of the men except one had their hands chopped off. I think that’s like 18 hands and 240 fingers or something, I don’t know, I’m no mathemagician. The man that was lucky enough not to have his hands cut off was unlucky enough to have been beaten to death instead. A note was left with the group that said, “This happened to us for being thieves.” and several had “I’m a thief.” written on their foreheads and arms. The note was signed by the “Elite Anti-Thieves Group”. So I think it’s safe to say they were probably thieves. No more rock, paper, scissors for these hombres.

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37 thoughts on “Mexican Thieves Get Their Hands Chopped Off

  1. That’s some horrid shit to look at . But as they were a bunch of rogues including the woman they will never dare look at the most appealing things in their miserable life time again even if its a treausre trove of gold lying around and they happen to hit upon it by fluke .

    Another shit to deal with for each of them would be is their wanting to jerk off but they will have to dole out a little of cash each time to get that done for them . It is a turn around time for each of them now ..all of the thieves can now be that lady’s pimps who will make for a good slut

    From thieving to screwing a more greener pastures seem to be beckoning all of them

  2. Wtmf!?THAT’S IT?!?!..I HOPE THAT THEY STARTED AT THE FINGERTIPS, AND WORKED THEIR WAY TO THE END RESULT..TAKE THE TIPS FIRST,ONExONE…PAUSE..THEN CHOP AT THE KNUCKLES ONExONE….PAUSE…THEN CHOP THE REST OF THEIR DIGITS OFFFFF,ONExFUCKINGONNNE! AND SOOOO ON TO THE END RESULT! YOU ALL CATCH ON TO YOUR WICKED LADIES DRIFT,NO? FUCK THESE PEOPLE,THEY’RE THIEVES,YES? DON’T DO THE DIRT,IF YOU CAN’T PLAY IN MUD PRINCESS… IF YOU CHOOSE TO DO WRONG,ALWAYS HOPE FOR THE BEST,BUT ALWAYS EXPECT THE WORST RESULTS!! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT?? STAY THE FUCK OUTTA THE GODDAMN KITCHEN THEN MOTHERFUCKERS! Lolz! These fucks got off easy,if you ask me! Then again, who the FUCK am I??..Fuck EVERYTHING!!

  3. Lol shiiit… wonder what they stole… meh, fuck it, it’s good to know these scumbags can now live out the rest of their miserable lives regretting being low life, thieving pieces of shit. This is exactly what every thief deserves.

  4. 18 hands??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @yournextexgirl
    Ok Nextie, take your seat. Math cass is in session! πŸ€“πŸ“šβœπŸ“
    18 hands would require 9 people to have their hands removed (18 Γ· 2 = 9). There were only 7 pieces of shit total that day.. 6 men plus 1 woman. That means 7 (thieves) x 2 (hands) = 14 shitty hands, BUT, only the woman and 5 men will never get to pick their nose again. So that would be 6 (thieves) x 2 (hands) = only 12 hands that got the choppy choppy! Each hand normally has 5 fingers. So 12 (hands) x 5 (fingers) = 60 fingers. If there were 240 fingers, that would mean 48 hands (48 x 5 = 240). Divide 48 thieves by 2 hands and that would mean 24 thieves! You were only off by several thieves, a few hands, and a shit load of fingers! 😁 (god I hope I’m right, other wise I’m gonna look like an idiot!)
    Usually by now I’d be pointing and laughing at you πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‰, BUT since I know you were kidding and probably only said that cuz you knew Cory would waste his entire afternoon trying to prove you “wrong”, I’m rising to my feet and applauding you for a prank well done. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    Bravo Nextie, Bravo!
    But here’s a review… just in case:
    6 πŸ’© x 2 πŸ–‘ = 12 πŸ–‘
    12 πŸ–‘ x 5 πŸ’… = 60 πŸ’…
    And this concludes our math lesson for today! Class is dismissed! 😜

  5. This would be perfect punishment for anyone caught playing the knockout game, we should start punishment like this everywhere it’ll keep niggers in line.

  6. That’s quite a nice handset in that handbag.

    Could use a couple for bookends… that’d be quite handy. On the other hand if you had 4 you could make a nice end table.

    Put them all on a skateboard and yell “All hands on deck!”

    Gotta hand it to them… it’s very handy to keep a a sack of hand me down hands on hand.

    Do you suppose they will ever be able to come to grips?

    How will they fart with no fingers to pull?

    OK.. a show of hands… raise your hand if my hand jokes are getting out of hand.βœ‹βœ‹

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