Good morning my little Gorriors! It’s not even dawn here but I’m up and ready for action, so why don’t you join me and indulge in some morning gory?
Two men on a motorcycle had the misfortune of being hit and run over by a truck. Was this the dynamic duo we know so well? One man, despite having his hand mangled to shreds, still manages to do his best “Hey Gurl!” wave before collapsing in euphoric shock and getting his shredded appendage wrapped in a shirt. His partner doesn’t seem to have faired so well, having suffered some heavy damage to his torso, skinned in some places… Yeah, can’t really hold out too much hope for this guy but his boyfriend should survive despite getting a kind of hand job he isn’t used to.