One night, my big guy and I were talking about stuff and we decided to talk about people who do horse porn. You know? Like any normal couples do. He asked me, ‘what has happened to these people that they thought fucking a horse is a great idea?’ And you know what? I think that’s a great question. So, I spent some time thinking about it; hoping that maybe, just maybe, what I went to school for had some answers for me. I don’t know shit about horses but I may know a thing or two about how people’s minds work and this? I don’t fucking understand. I may have ideas, though but a straight answer is beyond my grasp. So I told him, “I can pull an answer out of my ass right now but I don’t think that’s it.” End of story.
I will never know why people would stick jars, horse dick, arms, and – like guy pictured above – knives up their asses. Since horse dicks aren’t this guy’s thing, he decided to stick a knife up his ass. He thought it was such a great idea that he actually took a picture of it! Brave, but stupid. At least, brave. Think of the upside, though. Another asshole! Another hole he can fill in with shit. Good for him.
Why do you guys think people stick things in areas things shouldn’t be stuck with in the first place?
This was sent in by @mrspink. What a wonderful present from her to all of us.