A frozen 60 year old man was found dead in a lake in Ankara, Turkey. Retrieving the body was quite a task for the uhm, rescuers? I guess but they managed to fish it out and have it autopsied. No credible information on how he ended up in that state.
For me, I think freezing to death is a better way of dying that burning to death because burning to death is like the Level 1 of actually burning in hell. If I’m gonna go to hell anyway, then why choose the method that makes me feel like I’m already there when I’m not officially dead yet? But, if in case heaven and hell are real, I am making sure I am making 1 million sins because if 1 sin would send me to hell anyway then why not make 1 million sins and make myself a legend in hell? Sounds like a good plan.
Don’t forget to go to church, my RGM fellows. Don’t burn in hell like Kay. That’s really cool for me because I get to meet the dead rockstars and George Carlin in there.
Props to @mrspink, our supplier of daily gore. 🙂