Brutal head crack courtesy of a motorcycle crash left a man with his head cracked down the middle and his brain out on the road in pieces. No real info on this one other than the obvious. Talk about a splitting headache!
Props to RGM member @theluvmuscle for the image.
Open casket funeral is going to be fun on this fella, they could put the flowers in his head to cover that crack !!
Yup, a real crack pot.
Cracking that his watch is still on and not been nicked by the hoodlums!
Yep, he’s got a very big crack!
Jeez that’s fuckin brutal!…empty headed bastard really bought it. Wonder what he hit to make that boo-boo. + gotta love the riding a motorcycles with flip flops and no helmet.
Just fill his head with cotton balls, no real difference to when he was alive, I doubt anyone will notice 😚
You know, there was a story behind this picture, but, for whatever reason, this guy forgot all about it. Now it’s like a story book that got all shredded up and scrambled. Bacon would go well with this dish.
With bread to soaked in all that brain juice !! Do you guys have marmite over there I fuckin love it…..
Hey Gezza…nice to see ya and the lovely Mrs,and your little nigglet son! That little monkey gotta be running and talking by now?
Hey hey cuntry, nice to see you in our new place called home! Is this like a new foster home for us all that’s been kicked out of the parents house aka shitgore.com, freedom of speech is a wonderful thing to have I now know how the north Koreans must feel living there. And me and little Leroy is doing good he’s did his first white mugging on a old lady the other day I was very proud as I black man under white skin I must say… ☺
It would make a good stir fry. Never heard of Marmite, but have heard of the Aussie Vegemite… A mostly yeasty concoction that makes a spread. But, I prefer Humus, the ground up Garbanzo beans with spices and especially with a good, spicy Salsa. I’ve been wondering how well a sort of Pesto and Humus concoction would go over. Like a Basil, Garlic and Garbanzo bean dip, with a little olive oil and a little Balsamic vinegar…Maybe throw in a little Bleu cheese for some tang and funk. Parmesan cheese too…Maybe.
It’s like vegemite but better, and what’s with the humus and garbanzo dip, we don’t eat stuff like that in little old England, it’s Yorkshire puddings and cups of tea my friend, your a little Gordon ramsey on the quiet really ha! Must be why you look good (for a senior gentleman like yourself) !!!
I always wondered why some brain blood is darker than the rest. Oxygenated vs non oxygenated?
Yeah, arterial blood and veinous blood, with some Cerebral Spinal Fluid. It gets lumpy when the blood begins to coagulate with its clotting factors and begins to look like it is puddling up in layers atop one another. Amazing how much blood some people produce from their head injuries, like the heart keeps pumping it out. Makes me think about how the descriptions of battles with swords, axes and other cutting instruments in historical times were described as “rivers and pools of blood on the battlefield” and “turning rivers red” is more true than I ever imagined before viewing some of the stuff here.
What that guy said
I cant help but to imagine that an alien came out through that skull… 😆
Botfly 😂
If you’re going to make omelettes, you’ve got to break some heads, I mean eggs.
This is true, this is true! … that’s okay though this guy obviously didn’t need his anymore
He Humpty Dumptyed the hell out of his head. They won’t be putting that back together again.
“Then I had his liver. With some favre beans… and, a nice ciante. Thp thp thp”!
– Hannibal Lector
Perfect perfect! Okay smarty pants what do you suggest we have with brainpan soup?
That’s easy, my uncultured friend. That would be saltine crackers and grape kool-aid. LMAO
Silence of the Lambs is the best movie ever made. Anthony Hopkins nailed it, quite literally. Greatest villain in cinema history.
Agreed! When I’m trying to decide what to watch when I’ve seen everything it’s my go to movie. Especially when “I’m having an old friend for lunch.”
Clarice never answered if the lambs stopped screaming.
I would’ve bet my life that was the result of a gun shot to the head, or like @derkopfsammler said, the release of some sort of parasitic alien after its host died…..what a brainy mess, bleh!
Blegh is right 😂
He laughed when they told him “Don’t keep your mind too open, or your brains might fall out!” He’s not laughing now. 🤕
Boy you try to help some people ,
Next time you complain about your job, think of the guy that had to clean that up.
I hate my job, can’t stand it. I have to clean up blood, body pieces and scoop up brains for a living 🙁 If a flip flop is missing, I can’t leave the scene until it’s found.
That’s very true Portuguesedude! What must he say when he’s asked how his day was, jeez ha!!
I believe it would be wise to hire someone who has Washer OCD for that particular career path, PD. That and a decent amount of water pressure in the hose.
good to see you here @theportuguesedude
Oh hell all you need is a little shovel…then ya picks the gravel out. And there ya go …brainpan soup…….hemets ??! We Don’t need no stinking helmets!!!
lol but the old brain buckets keep everything nice and ready for the pot!!
Look at all the splatter!… I love it!
What a fucking crack head. He should’ve just gone to rehab.
I wonder if human brains taste anything like monkey brains
Would you eat brain if offered though train? Suppose it’s like eating sheep’s brain really???
Good question. Probably…it depends on how my upchuck reflexes are once it’s offered in front of me. I can say oh yeah most definitely but that’s not reality
I kind of know what you mean, it’s like saying if you could and knowingly get away with it would you kill someone, I’d love to know how that feels but in reality I’m never gonna find out
Oh I always have that creepy thought in my head. If it was some vile human being and I could get away with it I’m pretty fucking sure I would…no problem. I’ve beaten down very bad people before and never felt a lick of remorse or sadness. But good people? That’s why I had beaten bad people. I’ve got an enormous amount of love in my heart but if you’re a vile human being I turn that off. Some people just shouldn’t be living and they do, they go to jail or prison or let off and come back out to kill, maim and destroy all over again. They take things that don’t belong to them over and over. The only people that serve any real sentence are the victims. That I feel horrible about
I try very hard not to go into one of my rants but it’s hard.
Yeah I’m hearing you, people that fuck around with kids or animals I reckon I could lay a boot in not sure about stabbing someone although that sensation would be amazing to feel, a dirty Muslim goat fucker and gun to the head I reckon maybe I don’t know,I’m a keyboard warrior in all this,but you go with your rant makes sense and tells me a lot about your personality too (note to self don’t fuckin mess with trainwreck) now breath in and out slowly my little Tas mania devil ha!!
I started in on another rant but stopped myself this time. It happens when I’m on here. I’m really an ok person. What you see is exactly what you get. Btw I’m watching a show called ZNation it’s really stupid. Really really stupid
Taking the meaning of being empty headed a bit to far.
@eyez2die4 He was definitely a scatter brain, it’s a tough way to live!
@re-pete lol well at least when people asked him if he was thick skulled he wasn’t lying when he said no.
@eyez2die4 Well he’s definitely an air head now!
A TRUE airhead if you may…lolz!
@ladywicked666 hey Hun how are you feeling today? Did the food poisoning finally get out of your system?
Many hellos love!..Twasnt REALLY food poisoning…I joked,twas flu from FUCKING HELL!! Omg!…I’m not well yet, but I’m finally able to keep spit and fluids down….I feel hot and weak still…thank you hun…â¤
That’s good your able to keep things down now. Start slowly ok Hun to much to fast can make it worse. You don’t wanna shock your body. Ugh being sick during summertime is miserable. But the main thing is that your starting to get better now. And your very welcome hunny.
Wow, this guy is just an airhead for not wearing a helmet.
Now he’s ready to be skull fucked.
Oh damn! I just saw your comment. .sorry love! YES! A true airhead!…
Great minds think alike!…â¤
No need to apologize. You’re right about great minds though.
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@ladywicked666 @havohej Ah shit, I said that too after you both had already said it, ohhhh welllll!
You know how that goes! Same birds of a feather, ALWAYS FLOCK TOGETHER!
@Pete- Shit, don’t you just hate it when that happens? @Ladywicked666– You got that right.
Why did the thing do that? And I’m SOOOO fucking happy,to finally be back amongst my birds! â¤
I thought people on the other site (where @Obli invited me from) did that just to be narcissistic dicks taking up space. I guess it’s a glitch in the programming and/or web design.
His head has a pussy. Just sayen. Although lets face it, somebody out there would fuck that crack.
…… not sure why i had that thought
By the way, thank you @Obli for the invitation. I tried to accep your friend request, but it went to another page that said “Oops, that page can’t be found.”